Levels of Bitchi-tude

I can't stop laughing to myself.  My youngest son started to tell me something he was talking to his friend Stephanie about... the Stephanie he 'groped' and was then suspended two days last Thursday and Friday for... yep.

He then scrambled to let me know he was Complimenting me.

He said I have such deep levels of Bitchi-tude I could nag the flesh off of God and the Devil if I wanted to.

Why Thank You Difficult Child.

He takes after me though.  He has a real gift of making word pictures.